21 Of The Funniest Ways To Answer A Wrong Number Phone Call

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Nov 15, 2018 11:00 AM EST

A wrong numbered phone call is a true golden opportunity for some clever devils. Consider using any of these the next time you encounter an unknown (wrong) number out in the wild! 

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    Text - jack_watson97 5h its not the same thing but you know when you get nuisance calls from people telling you you've had a car accident and they can get you compensation? well whenever my mum gets one of those she goes along with it for ages and then when it gets to the point where they're going to 'document her injuries' she tells them her head came off. they always then just hang up lol.
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    Text - sleepdaddy 5h If I receive a call from a wrong number I save it in my contacts with the name they have adressed with, for example - Wrong Number Steven. Or Wrong Number Charlie's Dry cleaner. I always do this I got a call asking for Brad, I politely told him that there is no brad here and he ended the convo. Couple of weeks later he called me again asking for Brad, and again I told him the same and hung up After someday he called me again and I answered the call saying 'Hello, Brad speaki
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    Text - Henry_Colson 6h "Go ahead caller, you're on the air."
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    Text - howlnaked 5h I don't know about wrong numbers, but whenever I get a call from an unknown number l answer with: "crazy clown circumcisions!" The last time I did that, though, it was the judge of elections confirming that I would be working the polls. He never brought it up.
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    Text - billbapapa 6h I felt terrible the other day. I answered, "Hello?" The other side just said, "Who is this?" which I thought was rude, and deserved at least curtness back. I replied in my sternest voice, "Who are you? You're the one who called me." And the voice suddenly sounded like what it young kid who said, "I'm sorry mister I just thought I called my mom..." So I apologized profusely, told the number, confirmed it was just a wrong number and told them I hoped they found their mom.
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    Text - Reginald_Fabio 6h "Alright, I hid the body. What do I have to do next? Please, I just want to see my family alive again..." No matter what they say, just answer "I don't have time for your riddles! Just tell me what I have to do next! Who is it? Who else do you want dead?" Sob for a few seconds, then say " just want to see them again, I'll do anything..." Then wait till they hang up.
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    Text - packpeach 6h I always answer telemarketing calls as an agent of Federal Communications Commission. I've never heard folks hang up so fast.
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    Text - NejroGarka. 6h "i've finished the job, what's next chief?"
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    Text - housebird350 5h Back in the landline days I had a woman call me and she said "Hi, Johnny, is Sandra home?" Being as I am not Johnny and not knowing a Sandra I assumed it was a wrong number so I said "Yea, but shes taking a shit right now, can I take a message?" She was like"Uhhhhh, well....no, I guess I will just call back later." And I said "Smells like its gonna be a while" and hung up
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    Text - seventeenths 6h please Linda, it's been six years, I just want to see the kids again. i just want to be happy again, I lied, Linda. there is no other partner or any other family, i'm living alone in a one-room apartment, i can barely afford the bills. just let me see them one more time before i end it all *incomprehensible sobbing * then I hang up
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    Text - Samsquamptchnado T like to try to sell them insurance. It is really funny when you get a diehard salesman that tries to one up you... I get to lie and make up stuff like "reverse life insurance that pays so long you don't die" but he has to stay on script. Sorry sir, but your cheap car insurance just doesn't stack up to my company's free Mila Kunis with every purchase promotion.
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    Text - scrubspudwishwash 6h My dad always pretends he's a Chinese restaurant. Accent and all
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    Text - NOTtherealSkystreet 6h 911, what's your emergency? People immediately hang up after hearing that
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    Text - confusedstudent1212 6h I always think its fun to pretend its an automated service "Press 1...etc". only works if they're curious
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    Text - SUZQP 6 "Hi!! Oh my gosh, it's been forever! What's the latest, fill me in!" Bob? BOB! I've got Pat here- I'lI speaker- "So I guess you'll want to know everything about the kids- Justin is out on parole finally, and let me tell you THAT was a shit show of epic proportions, but we're moving forward and, oh! Sammy! Sammy got that tattoo, remember? The one with the horse penis? So I told her absolutely NO on the sleeveless wedding gown- if she wants to walk down the aisle looking like god kn
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    Text - ConsciousPickle 6h Well, not a wrong number call, but certainly unwarranted. I was over my Uncle's house many years ago when he got a call from some marketer. I only heard his side of the convo, but I'd imagine when he answered, the marketer asked something like "Hello, sir! Do you like to save money?" Because, he said, "I sure as fit do! I like saving money so much I restricted my diet to soda crackers to cut back on toilet tissue. When take a shit now, all I need's a broom and a dustpan
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    Text - HopelesslyHuman 6h My mom used to answer the phone -- wrong number or otherwise -- and say, "Planters, which nut would you like to speak to?" Our name was not "Planters," for the record.
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    Text - GeorgeFromManagement Sometimes I just start screaming and saying incomprehensible things. Only after I found out they made a mistake.
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    Text - whomp1970 5h Four weeks in a row, at 11pm on Friday, this guy called my number, and asked "Is Lisa there?" Four weeks in a row, at 11pm on Friday, I answered "Sorry, man, you have the wrong number." The fifth week, at 11pm, I was ready for him. "Hello?" "Is Lisa there" "Oh, sorry man, she died this morning" Total silence. Then "Really?" "No, not really you moron, now get your phone numbers straight!" He never called back
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    Text - HuntMan1220 -6h County sperm bank, you squeez em we freeze em
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    Text - TurdFerguson495 I usually answer "Home Depot, lumber department. This is Anthony"
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